Kea Magic
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Year 8 version (a play for four characters)
Kea: Grandma, Grandma! Where are you?
Grandma: Why? What on earth is the matter?
Fantail & Tui:(together) We saw some bird grabbers.
Grandma: Where?
Tui: On the other side of the forest.
Fantail: They were trying to trick Kea into going with them.
Grandma: We need to keep you safe, Kea.
Kea: How will you do that?
Fantail: Are you going to make Kea stay at home?
Tui: Fantail and I want to play with Kea.
Kea: Can’t you do some magic, grandma, to keep me safe?
Grandma: Mmm…. I know, I’ll make you invisible.
Kea: It will be so much fun being invisible.
Fantail: Kea better not do any tricks on us, eh Tui?
Tui: How are you going to make Kea invisible, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, I’ll mix a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Tui: Are you going to tell us how to make it? Then we can do it too.
Grandma: Not on your life, young bird. Now Kea, drink this up.
Fantail: Look, look, you can’t see Kea’s tail.
Tui: Now his wings are gone - and look, his head’s gone too.
Kea: I don’t feel any different. Can you really not see me?
Tui: No. We really can’t see you. Where are you?
Kea: Ouch, Tui, you just stood on my foot. Look where you’re going!
Tui: I did but you weren’t there.
Kea: Ouch. What did you do that for, Fantail?
Fantail: Do what? I was just stretching, like this.
Kea: Ouch, you hit me again.
Grandma: Be careful children. Now, off you go and play.
Tui: What shall we do?
Fantail: Let’s play hopscotch.
Tui: I’ll go first.
Fantail: Now it’s my turn.
Kea: No it’s not. It’s my turn.
Fantail: How can it be your turn? We can’t even see if you do it or not.
Kea: But I want a turn. Grandma!!! They won’t give me a turn.
Grandma: What’s the matter? Can’t you play nicely together?
Fantail: But it’s not fair.
Tui: Grandma, we can’t play with Kea if we can’t see him. Can you make Kea visible again?
Grandma: No, I don’t know how to do it. I never thought about making Kea visible again.
Kea: But Grandma, this is no fun. I promise to keep safe, if you make me visible again.
Tui: If there’s anything you need, we’ll go and get it for you, Grandma.
Grandma: Kea had to drink something to become invisible. Let’s see if some food changes Kea back.
Fantail: What sort of food do you think would help?
Grandma: Let’s try a vegemite sandwich.
Kea: I love vegemite sandwiches. Mmm.
Tui: Look, look. I can see Kea’s beak.
Kea: It’s no use just my beak. I look really silly.
Grandma: Okay, calm down. We’ll think of some other things for you to eat.
Fantail: What about pavlova? My dad made some last night and there’s some left.
Kea: Mmm, I love pavlova.
Grandma: Well, I don’t suppose it will do Kea any harm.
Fantail: I’m back again. Here’s the pavlova.
Tui: I’m getting hungry just watching him eat.
Kea: Oh, this is yummy.
Fantail: Now I can see Kea’s feet. He looks really strange.
Grandma: Don’t tease. I wonder whether you should try some kiwi fruit. I’m sure that something healthy would be good.
Tui: I’ve got some kiwi fruit. It’s a bit squashed but it should be okay.
Kea: Yuck! But I want to be visible so I’ll try some.
Fantail: Hey, I can see your wings now. I thought you were strange before but you look even stranger now.
Kea: Stop making fun of me. (sniffs)
Grandma: What do you think we should try next?
Kea: How about some Hokey Pokey ice-cream? There’s heaps of that at Kiwi’s store.
Tui & Fantail: (together) We like that. Can we have some too?
Grandma: Well, I suppose. You stay here and I’ll go and see what I can do.
  (Pause)
Grandma: Okay, my dears. Here’s the ice-cream. Don’t get too messy.
Kea, Tui & Fantail: (together) Thanks grandma. You’re the best.
Tui: Oh, look. Kea’s head’s visible.
Fantail: Now Kea’s tummy’s showing. Gee, look how big it’s got!
Tui: I think you’re too fat to fit in the bird grabbers’ cage now!
Kea: Grandma, they’re making fun of me!
Grandma: Children, children. Visible or invisible, you need to play nicely together.