Text:
If you see an ep un
Let it have an uf et
If you meet an id ob
You will see it has an om ag
If you see a jof nug
Let it have a bem dap
If you meet a fim hod
You will see it has a mip mub.
If you see a squeb stram
Let it have a slean craid
If you meet a twuit proup
You will see it has a sleam stroid
If you see any of those squib throsts, spluds, splims or thromps,
Tell them to scrat!
For if you don’t, your sharmint
will get a phurdest whorbunt
Which will make your chirpust
whurdent!